so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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