Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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