so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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