Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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