How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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