I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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