My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
sex in a hospital.. check
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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