What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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