Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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