Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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