just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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