Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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