We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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