just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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