Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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