She is in my trunk
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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