When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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