Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Shame - the story of my life.
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