North Korea, Best Korea!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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