if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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