you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
In America we eat man semen.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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