Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I'm really busy with my period
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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