I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am