Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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