Dual....:-)
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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