There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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