Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night

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(315): View more from New York

Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.

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(214): View more from Texas

New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables

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Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
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(309): View more from Illinois

My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?

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(613): View more from Ontario

She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.

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(+33): View more from France

Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??

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