Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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