i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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