how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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