Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
only you would photoshop your dick
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize