College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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