i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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