3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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