I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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