Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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