I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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