I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I touched a dick in church today
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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