2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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