did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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