"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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