She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
