If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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