Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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