How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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