DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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