4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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