And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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