how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
there was a trapeze. enough said
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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