Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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