idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
