I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
