I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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