Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
its not stalking. its research.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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