So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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