Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Bang-toberfest begins!!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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