dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Please don't give away my fajitas
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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